Chubby Kangaroo Handlebar Buddy

The best riding companion you can weld to a handlebar with a bit of plastic. Both arms up, sign in hand: "Courage is being chubby."

City bike path or a rough mountain track, it comes along and starts the ride in a better mood than you do.

The mount fits almost any handlebar and stays put over bumps. Everything is rounded off - no sharp corners anywhere near your hands.

The handlebar adapter is the open-source one from @Pbreak, credit where it is due.