Jack O’Lantern Deluxe Edition

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Every year millions of people grab a real pumpkin, gut it by hand like performing an amateur autopsy, carve a crooked face with a kitchen knife never meant for that job, and then watch it rot on the porch for three weeks until it becomes a mush the neighbors report to local authorities. Romantic, sure. Also wildly impractical.

This pumpkin made better life choices: it’s printed in matte white PLA, it never rots, and it’s ready to be customized your way, hand painted or colored straight in the slicer if you feel like putting in the work. It’s got a perfectly carved grin with triangular eyes and a jagged zigzag mouth, scary enough without trying too hard, and instead of the usual green stem it has a bat perched right on top, clinging to a twisted branch with wings spread like it just landed there and decided to stay for the whole season. Free rent, panoramic living room view, silent roommate. Great deal for a bat.

Inside there’s room for a light, and even in matte white PLA, light filters softly through the thin walls, giving it a nice glow that turns your living room into something halfway between a Tim Burton movie and an unsettlingly romantic evening.

This is the white version: the perfect blank canvas for anyone who wants to paint it their own way, or experiment with colored lights inside. No brushes required, unless you want them: this version is built for anyone who prefers the DIY route.

If you’d rather skip the painting step and go straight for the fully colored, translucent PETG version instead (the one with the real glass effect, orange pumpkin, green stem, gray wings), you’ll find it exclusively on Patreon:

Get the full color, ready to print version on Patreon

Fair warning: the bat doesn’t drink blood. It survives exclusively on compliments about your decorating skills.